ugly green t-shrit

What would you do with an ugly green t-shirt? Well I could tie the sleeves together and fill it full of miracles and charge people to pull one out. I could tie it to a stick and stick it on to my cube and to display it to the office just to say I am the winner for team Dave, I got an ugly green t-shirt and a pocket full of miracles contest. Although I think I could burn the ugly green t-shirt that would be cool in the parking lot I thing the Lexis people would love that. The funny thing is this shirt I could have one of my own but I told the SEO MOZ people to keep there ugly green t-shirt.